"I don't think I'd mind laying eggs...

... over having my period" says an unnamed friend. I couldn't agree more. Hell I'd rather lay hexagonal bricks of nails than go through this monthly ritual of riding a hormonal rollercoaster while stuffing my face with crap and at the same time trying to make sure I don't leak out half my liquids for the world to see...

I mean, wtf????

I'm always tired during that time. I get weird cravings and umm... urges. I get super moody. I sleep at least 9 hrs but feel like I slept only 1! I get bloated easily. My face breaks out and when it finally calms down, it starts all over again for the next month!

shoot. No. Really, can you please shoot me!

*pause*

wow. Someone's cranky tonight...

*breathes in*

Thanks for listening....that was my rant for the day....