.... were parts of a strange dream I had last night... actually I had a series of strange dreams but this is the most vivid one:
I was in a cafe having coffee with three famous actors - two men I cant remember and Jennifer Garner. We were talking as old friends! Suddenly, Ben Affleck walks in with a woman by his side. Jennifer Garner saw him and didn't seem to mind, so we continued talking. I was a bit puzzled at first and then shrugged it off thinking she was just a friend. I look over my shoulder to where Mr Affleck and his lady friend's direction and instead of a regular cafe, I see a big old fridge smack in the middle of the room. It blocked everyone's view but mine. And so, I was the only one who could see the scened behind us - Mr Armageddon making out with this woman. I had a shock and turned back and told Ms Alias who said not to bother and that she's just ignoring it. I got a bit cross and decided I would say something to Mr JLo's-Ex. I get up and look over and there he was, now lying down and still (only) making with that stupid girl. I shout out "Idiot" and they stop, and he looks at me and goes "I bet you won't say that again if I stood up and came over". "Stand up then" I said and so he did, and without hesitation I looked at him and said "Idiot". Just as he was about to hit me (I think) he sees his pregnant (might I add) wife and stops midway and says "Oh". My smartass reply "Yeah.... IDIOT!...". Then he runs out of the cafe....
And there you have it...
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