Legal Christian sex...

...yes, you read right. Legal Christian sex. What is that you then ask? Well, uh yeah.... It came out of a Skype conversation I had with a very good friend. A friend whom I love and adore but I will never tell her my deepest and darkest secrets, because you can bet your mama's life that the very next day - the whole of Samoa will know every single detail with a couple of added ones for a little spice.

Now, she was telling me about someone having an affair with someone else, and then that someone was pregnant (your typical situation in Samoa!) and the someone else told all their friends and there are many secrets shared among these friends and one of the friends wives likes to perform a certain act and does NOT like the usual "legal Christian" sex.

So like, you probably guessed she meant the missionary position. Yep she did, but basically, that's the only sex correct before God's eyes she thinks.

Thing is - I reckon God created us and our bodies to be used creatively and in dynamic ways no? And for sure, missionary position is NOT creative and dynamic though I must acknowledge it does the trick when you're in a hurry (i wouldn't know this since I'm a legal Christian girl! shut it) And the second thing is, I doubt God gives a rat's arse about how you go about doing that thing you do. I'm guessing (and hoping) that as long as it's done safely, in love and commitment - you're good to go! (or with some people, as long as it's done safely!)

Anyway, in my opinion that kind of thinking is archaic. Just go with the flow, and as long as noone gets hurt...use everything you got to get you to heaven... :P

Thank you for tuning in to today's useless and random thoughts.... :)