As much as I try...

.... I cannot always suppress what I call my Vaiala streak, aka my chunkle i'll-punch-you-in-your-face streak (and shut it if you think I'm ALWAYS chunkle!) Case in point from today:

So I'm walking on the sidewalk, having a lovely chat on the phone when I hear a lady call out "Excuse me!". I turn around and there's a small Filipina lady on a bike wanting to pass me ON the sidewalk. And let me tell you that THIS IS ILLEGAL in Switzerland. That's the reason why they make special pathways on the roads, for you stupid people on bikes! ANYWAY, as she passes me I said "Umm you're not supposed to be on the sidewalk", the cow keeps peddling and dismissively says "Tell that to blah blah blah" (didn't wanna hear!) Guess what I said in return (and much to the horror of my friend on the other end of the line!)?

"OH shut your ugly face!!!!".

Yep. And lucky she was far away otherwise her face would've gotten uglier!



Wow... talk about aggro ey? No good. I'm not too proud of it, but still wouldn't take it back. She WAS in the wrong and clearly didn't care that she was...(alelo!) She's probably illegally here too!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Man, I better stop or else I'll put something in writing that will NOT be good for me! lol

Think happy place...happy place.... happy place my hun Kahn's arms

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