Day 13...

...Write a letter telling someone something you could never tell them

I have a couple of short ones actually.
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Letter Numero Uno
Dear Spanish neighbours who argue, scream and swear at each other every weekend,

Ola! Como estas? Por favor - your endless and incessant arguments are getting really old (And I mean REALLY old..I hear you've been at it for over 30 years now!). Why don't you try something new? Like I don't know. More love and understanding? Or even a shotgun marriage counselor? I get that yours is a torrid love affair of tormented soulmates but please, it's distracting me from MY torrid love affair with Modern Family, Glee and the X Factor.

Muchas gracias and hasta la vista...bebe!
Your happy-go-lucky neighbour who secretly wants to fasi you both!

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Letter Number Two

Dear close friend whose breath smells,

We're close friends but not close enough that I can tell you this without you getting all upset. Please go see a dentist. You may be suffering from gum disease and maybe that's why you don't have a boyfriend as yet.

With a mint & a mouthwash,
Your close friend with the world record for breath-holding while talking

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Desperate Letter Number Three

Dear Hugh Jackman/Gerard Butler/Richie McCaw/The Rock (take your pick)

I love you. Please marry me. We'd have beautiful and smart kids. And me and my many many many relatives can live off your money forever and ever!

Thanks for considering my humble request.

Your soulmate