Day 14...

...A picture of something you ate and 10 confessions

Before we begin today's therapy session, can I ask you to take a minute of silence in commemoration of my 14th day of continuous blogging.

Two weeks y'all!!!! Un-bloody-believable!

(minute of silence)

Ok. Something I ate:





STOP RIGHT THERE! Before you start nauseating and turning your nose up at this beautiful creation. Let me tell you that this is the reason why I've got glowing and radiant L'Oreal (pugi!) skin AND the reason why I'm doing the number 2 like a breeze. LMAO. TMI no? Oh well, build a bridge and get over it.

Anyhoo, that's a green smoothie right there. Try it sometime, it's pretty sweet - one part green and two parts fruit. This one is made up of one banana, one apple and a handful of green lettuce with a cup of water and 3 blocks of ice. And it's really delicious!! I have it for breakfast everyday. Sometimes on its own or with something else like porridge.

Hmmm yummy!

Next. 10 confessions.

Sheesh man, what's this? The put your life and all its embarrassing moments on public display challenge?

Whatever. None of these are "secrets" anyway and I've gone way past the point of being embarrassed about anything so save it for someone who cares.

1. I once took 50 cents from my Mum's purse without telling her and when she found out about it, I got the salu on my legs (one of the rare moments my mum gave me a sasa!) Never again did I touch her purse.

2. I ran over a dog once, but it was in Samoa - I did Samoa Tourism Authority a favour!

3. During the 1997 South Pacific Arts Festival in Samoa, I was in the big choir which sang during the opening ceremony. As the different countries' delegations marched passed, a woman behind me kept insulting them and their costumes/ways. I tried to be patient with her, but she was just infuriating with the kind of crap she was mouthing off. The Tongan delegation was next and I heard "Isa... vaai, i le au ai maile... pei gi maile ma lakou foliga" (Translation: Look at these people who eat dogs... they look like dogs") A second later, I turned back, grabbed her hair and slammed it against the metal chair telling her "I'm part Tongan and you should just shut up". I sat down afterwards and acted like nothing happened. My confession - not once did I regret that moment! (Stupid cow!)

4. Oh man, I'm lost for PG13 confessions and I certainly am not sharing the more racy ones... ia ua lelei Paris Hilton!

5. Ummmmmm oh here's a good one. I've picked my nose and tasted the booger... HAHAHA and don't tell me you haven't done that before. I was 23 years old

6. When I was 4 years old and whenever I saw my parents' wedding picture, I would ask where I was at the time and their reply was "You were waiting with God because we had to get married" (everyone say awwwww now!). I believed that until I learnt about the bees and the birds....when I was 14!!! LOL

7. I was scared sh!tless of the Thriller video. So much so that I would have a fit if ever I saw it! The USP guys who lived with us at the time, would threaten me with it if I was naughty or about to cry (boy I was such a crybaby when I was little!.... oh wait... still am!!)

8. I had the biggest crush on a rugby player by the name of George Harder when I was in Year 10 (yes bigger than McCaw! LOL). I pined over him and just thought he was the hottest guy ever. I finally met him in London in 2007.... He was drunk off his arse and ugly as a donkey. And all I could think of is - wtf? was I blind?!!?!?!!!!

9. I have a kind of voyeuristic tendency. When I'm on a bus, I like to look inside the different apartments we pass and look at how people decorate their homes

10. And last but not least. My family went to Hawaii for vacation one year, when I was 13 or 14 I think and we went to eat at a Wendy's restaurant. It had a weird locking system I couldn't work out on its toilet so I told my sister to stand outside the door and wait until I was done. She did just that. Wait. A japanese tourist opened the door and was just HORRIFIED to find me with my pants down waiting for my business to be done. I screamed and tried to pull up my pants while the poor lady started putting her hands together and bow continuously and muttering in Japanese. I'm assuming she was saying sorry. I ran out crying in embarrassment (that's when it still had an effect on me!) I so mad at my sister whose only response was "WHAT?! you told me to WAIT!!!!"