Day 19...

...Nicknames you have & how or why you have them

Well, there's the more exclusive nicknames like sugarbabe, sweetheart, honey which only Hugh Jackman, Gerard Butler, Richie McCaw or The Rock (take your pick) say to me...

but ummm let's spice things up a bit and instead of nicknames (Autu, Utu, Utz, Udu, Udsman etc etc) why don't I share with you the different names people have called/emailed me because they can't bloody well read or spell..bastardos!:

1. Faau
2. Faatau
3. Faatutu
4. Fauu
5. Faatu
6. Faatui
7. Fauitu
8. Futui
9. Faa
10. Feetu

You can stop laughing now...