DAY TEN...

...A story about a past relationship

Thank goodness it doesn’t specify what kind of relationship because if it were the romantic type, I might be accused of plagiarizing a Days of Our Lives script. Riiiiiiight. More like a script from the most boring movie EVER made on earth!

Anyhoo, I think I'll write about the future relationship between me and my unborn child (via immaculate conception cos hey, it’s been done before or via the blue eyed, blond and handsome donor from the sperm bank stranger I will meet one cold and chilly evening). Think of it as a creative writing kind of story.

Oh wait... It’s a PAST relationship, not a future one.

Erm okay...that was a total waste of space!

Well, how about I just tell you over a couple of drinks one of these days?

Yes? deal?

Good.

Lazy much!